Saturday, July 4, 2009

Hope everyone has a great 4th; I'm stuck at home but meh

Friday, July 3, 2009

Tips

Hit the tipjar today and send me to Indiana for a night with friends tomorrow :)

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

From the Email

BEE STING
A young woman had been taking golf lessons.

She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.

Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you back in so early? What's wrong?'

'I was stung by a bee', she said.

'Where', he asked.

'Between the first and second hole', she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said, 'Then your stance is too wide.'